Beseeching everyone!

I'm in a real tight bind at the moment and I need some technical assistance. If anyone reading believes they are EXTREMELY gifted with computers and their functions I was wondering if they could lend their knowledge to me.
I can't go into massice detail but if anyone can send me a note I will be more than happy to give them the full story.

I need those who believe themselves to be Gods among men to sort this, I have tried many many a solution and tanked a fair bit of money to no avail so please, anyone with superhuman-like abilities when it comes to dealing with these technological marvels contact me!]]If anyone comes forth with a winning solution I shall give them not 1, not 2, but 5 commisions of their choice, full colour, no complaint.

If anyone can help I will be eternally greatful ontop of my generous reward; I need it resolved to continue submitting onto the internet and I am at wits end!! D;

Thanks in advance (and good luck to you if you decide to help!)